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Old 10-26-2004, 07:21 AM
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Paheliyan>>>Bojho To Jaane

HELLO JEE ASLAAM ALAIKUM

HOW ARE YOU...

UMEED HAI THEEK HI HON GE...IS THREAD KO PLEASE KOI BAND NA KARAI

Main aap ko 1, 1 ker ke Kuch Peheliyan Bujhwata hoon lakin aap bhi is main Paheliyan likho please taa ke hamain aur pehliyoun ka pata chale

To pehli Pehli sonain lakin yeh yaad rakhna jab 1 paheli ka jawab hal ho jaye tab Agli Paheli likhna please. Taa ke koi masla na ho

aur her paheli agle din us ka jawab dena ho ga aur agle din koi aur pehleli likhna main aaj aik likh raha hooon aik Next week likhon ga taa ke akela main hi na likhon mujhe bhi koi nai pata chale

YAAD RAHE YEH PAHELIYAN SIRF KAHANI TYPE HOON MATLUB SHAIRY WALI NA HOON TAA KE KISI KO BUJHWA SAKAIN...SENSIBLE PAHELIYAN

SHAYAD AAP NE MERI PAHELI SONI HO KE JAB MAIN CHOTA SA THAA TAB YEH SONI THEE LAKIN PHIR BHI YEH ITNI FAMOUS NAHIN HAI.

OK JEE SONO MERI WALI PEHELI




30 Bande (peoples) 1 Hotel main Khana khaane jaate hain
Hotel ka Malik (owner) kehta hai ke aap 30 Bande ho is liye hum aap ko khaane cheap dain ge
Is liye aap 2 bande 1 Pound main khaa lo

Is tarah is tarah 2 Bande 1 pound main khana khaate hain to 15 Pound ho jaate hain.

Calculations...30/2=15

Phir Hotel ka Owner kehta hai ke aap ab 15 Pounds de do

Phir un main se 1 banda kehta hai ke hum ne shaam ko bhi aana hai is liye hum shaam ko saare paise Ikathe de dain ge

Woh Owner kehta hai theek hai

To jab woh Shaam ko aate hain tab wohi banda kehta hai ke Aap ne subha khaana bohat mehanga (expensive) lagaya thaa is liye ab aur Cheap karo

Woh owner kehta hai OK theek hai Subha ke aap ke 15 Pounds hain aur Ab aap 1 pound main 3 bande khaana khaa lo

To woh kehte hain theek hai aur woh khaana khaa late hain

Ab kya hota hai ke ke Total shaam ke khaane ke 10 Pounds ban jaate hain

Calculation....30/3=10

To woh Owner kehta hai ke Subha aap ke 15 Pounds bane thai ab aap ke 10 pounds hain 15+10=25 ab aap 25 pounds de do

Un main se aik banda kehta hai ke nahin 25 pounds nahin bante...balke 24 Pounds bante hain

BATAIN YEH 24 POUNDS KAISE BANE...

AGAR SAMGH NA AAI TO MAIN PHIR SE AAP KO REPLY KER DON GA...

OKKK ALLAH KHAFIZ

AUR PLEASE REPLY KARTE RAHNA

THANKYOU VERY MUCH
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Old 10-26-2004, 08:18 AM
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Yarrrrrrrrrrrrr samajh kiya ani hai.itni lambi paheli hai k jab jab aage paro pichli bhoolti jati hai.koi choti paheli bhujao to jane.
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Old 10-26-2004, 09:03 AM
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Nai Nai jab yeh sahi tarah samgh aai ge tab aap khud bhi sabhi ko yehi dalo ge

Acha main aik baar phir short cut main likhta hoon agar mushkil lage to main Clue bhi don ga baad main

Subha 30 Bande Khana khaate hain
1 Pound main 2 bande.....matlub agar 2 bandon ne 1 pound main khaan khaya to 15 pound ho gaye na

Itna to samgh gaye ho gaye

Shaam ko bhi 30 bande khana khaate hain lakin 1 pound main 3 bande
is tarah 1 pound yah rope main 3 bande khaan khaa late hain matlub ke 10 pound main 30 bande

15 SUBAH....10 SHAAM

15+10=25

Lakin aik banda kehta hai ke nahin yeh 25 nahin hain yeh 24 pounds hain

BATAIN KE YEH 24 KAISE HAIN
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Old 10-27-2004, 10:59 AM
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simple dear 2 rupees main usnay 5 aadmion ka hisab laga kay bataya hai us tarah 24 hi bantay hain am i right
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Old 10-28-2004, 03:53 AM
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simple dear 2 rupees main usnay 5 aadmion ka hisab laga kay bataya hai us tarah 24 hi bantay hain am i right
ASLAAM ALAIKUM

WAH WAH WAH MARE KHYAL SE TO TUMHAIN PEHLE HI PATA HO GA
AGAR NAHIN TO BOHAT AQALMAND HO TUM KYOUN KE AAJ TAK MAINE JISE BHI YEH PAHELI DAALI HAI KISI NE JAWAB NAHIN DIYA... TUM PEHLE INSAAN HO JIS NE YEH HAL KIYA...

MASHALLAH WAQAI PAKISTAN MAIN BHI INTELEGENT BOHAT BANDE HAIN

OK AB MAIN LOGON KO SAMGHATA HOON

OK JEE DAIKHAIN SUBHA 1 POUND MAIN 2 BANDON NE KHANA KHAYA
AUR SHAAM KO 1 POUND MAIN 3 NE KHAAYA

MATLUB TOTAL TO 2 POUND MAIN 5 BANDON NE KHAYA

Morning Evening Total Bande
2 Bande 1 pound 3 Bande 1 pound Subha 30+Shaam 30

Bande 2+3=5
Pound 1+1=2
Total Bande=30+30=60

TO 2 Pound main 5 bandon ne khaana khaaya thaa.

Isi tarah phir 4 Pound main 10 bandon ne khaaya liya
8 Main 20
16 Main 40
18 Main 45
20 Main 50
22 Main 55
24 Main 60

To agar subha aur shaam ke bandon count kiye jain to yeh 60 bandon ka khaana thaa
aur is calculation se yeh 24 pounds hi bante hain...agar phir samgh na aai to batana main phir se samghane ki koshish karon ga
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Old 10-28-2004, 03:54 AM
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Ok Ab Koi Aur Koi Paheli Dalo Please Taa Ke Mujhe Aur Bhi Koi Paheli Ka Pata Chale

Thanykou Very Much

Allah Khafiz
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Old 11-01-2004, 06:33 AM
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Lagta Hai Yaa To Kisi Ko Koi Paheli Aati Nahin Yah Sab Ko Yeh Thread Achi Nahin Lagi

Acha Chalain Bacho Wali Paheliyan Hi Pahle Daalte Hain Matlub Ke

Aik Talaab Main 7 Mandak Hote Hain

4 Mar Jaate Hain

Ab Baaqi Talaab Main Kitne Mandar Rah Gaye?
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Old 11-01-2004, 10:38 AM
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Nanda gya nao din
nao Nanday ke ghar
jad Nanada hisab keeta
Nanda ghar ka ghar
sheikh sarwar
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Old 11-02-2004, 05:07 AM
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Zaki bhai app ki pheli ka jawab ha k 7 mandak hi reh gaye marne wale bi tu talab mein hi majood rahey aur app ne zinda mandak ki tadad ka nehi poocha so still they r 7
right?
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Old 11-02-2004, 08:38 AM
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Zaki bhai app ki pheli ka jawab ha k 7 mandak hi reh gaye marne wale bi tu talab mein hi majood rahey aur app ne zinda mandak ki tadad ka nehi poocha so still they r 7
right?

JEE BILKUL THEE IMRAN BHAI

ACHA KOI AUR PAHELI DALO YAAR KYA KERTE HO AAP LOG
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Old 11-03-2004, 03:42 PM
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Old 11-03-2004, 04:11 PM
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any body tell how can i send message in urdu
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Old 11-08-2004, 08:49 PM
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the correct answer is 26.25 rupees.
am i right?

Allah Hafiz
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Old 11-12-2004, 10:04 AM
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Merey khayall mein iss ka jawab 17.5 RS ha.

kiya ye durast ha?
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Old 11-12-2004, 10:39 AM
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Old 11-16-2004, 02:21 PM
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Wah Wah Achi Paheli Thee

Sorry Last 13 Days Se Internet Use Hi Nahin Kiya (takreebun) Kyoun Ke Mashallah 10 Din Ke Liye Itkaaf Main Betha Thaa Aur Baad Main Ghar Ka Internet Kuch Theek Nahin Chal Raha Thaa

Aaj Mashallah Theek Chala Hai Is Liye Aap Ki Khidmat Main Hazir Hoon

Ok Jee Allah Khafiz

Acha Koi Aur Paheli Dalo
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Old 11-17-2004, 10:21 PM
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bivi ka sabqa shohir jo gum ho gia tha aur achank wapas aa gia hai aur bivi nay mayoos ho kar dosri shadi kar li hai aur baqi loog us kay nikahh main shareek thay.

am i right?

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Old 11-19-2004, 12:00 PM
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Old 11-21-2004, 07:17 AM
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Pehlay 4 Din Aik Bakree Roz Zibah Karaik (1+1+1+1=4 Bakariyan) Uskay Baad Aik Din 6 Phir 3 Aur Phir 7 Bakariyan Zibah Ker Lain

Total Bakariyan 20 Din Saat
1...........1
2...........1
3...........1
4...........1
5...........3
6...........6
7...........7
Total = 20 Bakariyan
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Old 11-21-2004, 12:36 PM
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Pehlay 4 Din Aik Bakree Roz Zibah Karaik (1+1+1+1=4 Bakariyan) Uskay Baad Aik Din 6 Phir 3 Aur Phir 7 Bakariyan Zibah Ker Lain

Total Bakariyan 20 Din Saat
1...........1
2...........1
3...........1
4...........1
5...........3
6...........6
7...........7
Total = 20 Bakariyan
Salam
Faisal Azeem bhai shayd aap na goor sey para nahi jo main na likah hay main na ya kah tah ka 2,4,6,8,10......... ya zibah nahi karni hay balka 1,3,5,7,9,11,..............is main zibah karni hay.
ek bar meri post dobara pariya ga (muskorata howay)
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