taza tareen khabrain;)

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  1. rizvi

    rizvi New Member

    NEWZ FUSE
    Assalam-u-Alaikum
    Mai ap ka Host aur Dost
    ????????
    aj ki Newz Fuse k saath hazir hai

    Sub se pehle such khabrie undrone Sind ki :-

    1. Aj subha (5) murgiyaan bewah aur (18) chuze yateem ho gai waja aik pathan ki Zehrili pad se 3 murge is duniya se chal basse pata chala k woh 3 murge shahdi shuda thay !!! is ka matlab (3) murgoon ki (5) biwiyaan aur un k (18) bache .....

    2. Aj Mohtarma Benazir ki Saas ka inteqaal ho gya humare Correspondant k mutabik ye qatal khud Benazir ne hi kya hai waja 'KHANA BOHUT KHATI THI SAALI' aur is ki dakaar se pura mohalla pareshaan tha .....

    3. Aj tamam Gai (cow) aur Bhaissoon ne bhook hartal ki waja Un per kiye huwe zulmo setum se sari Gai Bhaissoon ne sare Kisaano ka Bicoutt kiya aur isse ye zahir hota hai k Kisaan un per bohut Ziyatti kar rahe hai . Aik bhais se hum ne pocha toe us ne kaha ( Sale Kisaan k bache khana kam khilate hai aur doud ziyada nikalte hai Kameene )

    Ab kuch Khabrie undrone Pakistan ki :-

    1. Aj Lahore mai President Pervaiz Musharaf ki biwi toilet mai gir gai jis se Lahore mai Zalzala aa gya ... toe maloom hua k (9) afraad shaheed aur (3) Zakhmi aur (12) la illaj hai

    Ab kuch Khabrie International ki :-

    1. Aj Sadar Bush ki 60th salgira manai gai ... magar un ko peda hue abhi sirif 50 saal hue hai 'bohut jootha hai saala Bush ka bacha'

    Ab kuch khabrie Sports ki :-

    1. Aj Inzemam-ul-Haq ne durane batting stadium mai pitch per Pishaab kar di .. 'Saala Pamper bhi nahi pehn k aaya tha dirty boy'

    Ab tak k liye itna hi milte hai kuch mazeed kharoo k saath agle Buliten mai jab tak k liye ijazat dijiye ALLAH HAFIZ
     
  2. farina

    farina New Member

    ha ha ha very nice Rizvi bhai :)
    aur khabron ka intezaar rahega:)
     
  3. rizvi

    rizvi New Member

    thnxxxxxxxx janab abh aur khab rain bohat jald hi aain gi;)
     
  4. WorThless

    WorThless Premium Member

    Haha acha hai ji thnx for sharing :)
     
  5. rizvi

    rizvi New Member

    hmmm thnxx bhai :) shokriya aap ka:)
     
  6. WorThless

    WorThless Premium Member

    Jeetey rahyeh :)
     
  7. Shehroz_khatri

    Shehroz_khatri New Member

    very nice specially pathan's pad
     
  8. rizvi

    rizvi New Member

    hahahahha shokriya dua main yaad rakh nay ka:)
     
  9. rizvi

    rizvi New Member

    bohat bohat shokriya janab:)
     

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